1.Surviving in Nigeria is not easy at all,
Someone online wants to sell a fridge with no
door to me, he is convincing me to use a
curtain.
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2.Everyday, you're praying, ''OH! God, make
me the head and not the tail. But your
favourite is tail of fish.
My dear, you're not ready.
3. Never block a Benin girl on social media
because even after you do, she'll just sit at
home cross leg and be looking at you through
mirrow *
4.Women should learn to believe in their
husbands even if the reason they give you is
unconvincing. Imagine Jonah's wife reaction
when he came home after 3days claiming he
was swallowed by a fish.
5. Stop telling someone's child to go and
marry because their mates are married. Your
mates are also dead and nobody is forcing you
to go and die
6. I saw a lady wearing a wedding ring on the
wrong finger and i asked why? She said its
because she married the wrong man.
What a wicked world
7. Naija is hard o. White men will sell their
soul to the devil and the will enjoy a rich long wedding dresses for pregnant women
life. In naija, you'll sell your soul, have sex
with a mad person, use your private part, then
they'll tell you, ''You can only wear slippers
anytime you are going to any events.
8.A search on Google..''Am pregnant, how can
I tell my parents?''
Google replied..''If you can open your legs why
can't you open your mouth?''
9. BE CAREFUL WHO PRINTS YOUR WEDDING
CARDS
A printer was asked to put 1 John 4:18 on a
wedding card but he made a mistake by not
including the "1" before John so he printed
John 4:18
1John 4:18 says "There is no fear in love but
perfect love cast out all fears"
but
John 4:18 says "For You have had five
husbands before and even the one you have
now is not your husband....